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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
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"I had live long enough to see humans trying to imitate ducks."
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The humor is so sharp, so witty, so subtle, in fact, that you'd almost swear there wasn't any at all.
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Quote from: Pandora on April 19, 2013, 05:47:46 pm
operation revive a bunch of old topics to get conversations started back up again
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A guy was arrested in New Mexico for buying a woman food for sex.
The man was charged with "Dating"
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I just got punched in the face by a time traveling version of myself. In order to get even, I've decided to go punch myself in the face when I least suspect it.
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Stephen Harper.
That's the whole joke!
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WHy do i have a feeling your going to be the serious wise man of the forum
Quote from: Dr.Quackduck on April 22, 2012, 12:50:16 pm
D:< I hate you! That made WAY to much sense.
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Quote from: Aperl on April 19, 2013, 08:13:49 pm
Stephen Harper.
That's the whole joke!
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Quote from: Aperl on April 19, 2013, 08:13:49 pm
Stephen Harper.
That's the whole joke!
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SOOOOOOOO
Two cows in a field...
One cow says to the other cow, "Have you heard about that mad cows disease?"
The other cow says "No, I'm a squirrel"
Laugh, you know you want to.
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I'm listening to Basto...
... again and again.
I'm singing Sean Paul songs in front of my girlfriend, but...
... she doesn't mind.
And when I imitated the Black Eyed Peas, she asked me to...
... shut up.
It's 4:43 a.m., you gotta excuse me
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WHy do i have a feeling your going to be the serious wise man of the forum
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Quote from: Sato on April 20, 2013, 11:19:17 am
SOOOOOOOO
Two cows in a field...
One cow says to the other cow, "Have you heard about that mad cows disease?"
The other cow says "No, I'm a squirrel"
Laugh, you know you want to.
Soooooooo
Two oranges in a field
One orange asks the other orange "How'd we get here?"
The other orange says "Oh shi
t, a talking orange."
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"Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, but Three Lefts Do".
Don't take too much heed into my words...
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*Chandelure is watching you...
"This hand of mine sparkles with a fabulous power; its shining grip tells me to dazzle you!
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Richie was born a female, he posts about his transition into manhood and the struggles he goes through. He's a real inspiration Q_Q
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Quote from: Itsareallybigsetup on April 28, 2013, 01:16:52 pm
Soooooooo
Two oranges in a field
One orange asks the other orange "How'd we get here?"
The other orange says "Oh shi
t, a talking orange."
SoooooOOOO
Two man who just met each other are having a conversation.
One man asks the other man "have you heard about the talking orange?"
The other man says "MooOOOoo"
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"I had live long enough to see humans trying to imitate ducks."
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I'm going to name my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete, then I'm going to hit them all at once.
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Quote from: Eric the Turtwig on May 02, 2013, 07:43:47 am
SoooooOOOO
Two man who just met each other are having a conversation.
One man asks the other man "have you heard about the talking orange?"
The other man says "MooOOOoo"
Soooooooooooouka
Two spacemen eat coconut shells while clapping their buttcheeks to the rhythm of Through the Fire and flames.
One spaceman asks the other spaceman, "Do you even lift?"
The other spaceman says, "Space Duck"
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"Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, but Three Lefts Do".
Don't take too much heed into my words...
?
$
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$$
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T-+-(O++O)-+-T
*Chandelure is watching you...
"This hand of mine sparkles with a fabulous power; its shining grip tells me to dazzle you!
F
A
B
U
L
O
U
S
F
I
N
G
E
R
!"
Quote from: Coyote Starrk on July 25, 2012, 01:39:48 am
Richie was born a female, he posts about his transition into manhood and the struggles he goes through. He's a real inspiration Q_Q
Thanks, I needed an Implied "Kick in the Pants".
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Quote from: Itsareallybigsetup on May 03, 2013, 01:19:24 pm
Soooooooooooouka
Two spacemen eat coconut shells while clapping their buttcheeks to the rhythm of Through the Fire and flames.
One spaceman asks the other spaceman, "Do you even lift?"
The other spaceman says, "Space Duck"
I don't think I can get anymore random than that. xD
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"I had live long enough to see humans trying to imitate ducks."
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I'm going to name my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete, then I'm going to hit them all at once.
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