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Knock knock Why? Just answer. Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Precisely.
Use that freely~
I hear this, many a time, m'lady~
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"Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, but Three Lefts Do". Don't take too much heed into my words... ?$ _ $$_ $T-+-(O++O)-+-T *Chandelure is watching you... "This hand of mine sparkles with a fabulous power; its shining grip tells me to dazzle you! FABULOUS FINGER!"
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Abigail
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I hear this, many a time, m'lady~
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I didn't come out of a comatose state just to help you build a fuc king tent. Those plastic flamingos get very frisky this time of year.
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Milky13
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A black guy walks in ba... Never mind. /).o
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Bi people get about 20% more sex than Hetero or Homosexual people because of the minuscule amount of ****s they give.
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There where two muffins sitting in an oven, just chillin' n relaxing at about 250.. Till one of the muffins said " god d**n, it's hot as hell in here." then the other muffin replied "OMG, a talking muffin!!"
There was a guy at his computer trying to put a password in his computer. Bored out of his mind, the guy decided to use "****" as his password. The computer replied "Sorry, your password isn't long enough."
I have some other jokes that you can trick your friend(s) into saying. But your friend has to go along with it.
Everything I say, you reply, "I'm a man" person 1:I woke up one morning Person 2:I'm a man Person 1:Took a shower Person 2:I'm a man Person 1:went to work Person 2:I'm a man Person 1:Had a hard day at work. So I decided to go drinking at a bar Person 2:I'm a man Person 1:Met this fine women at the bar. Person 2:I'm a man Person 1:I brought her over to my house Person 2:I'm a man Person 1:We slept together Person 2:I'm a man Person 1:The next morning, she roll over and whispered into my ears and said.... Person 2:I'm a man
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Atomica
The humor is so sharp, so witty, so subtle, in fact, that you'd almost swear there wasn't any at all.
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I broke up with an apostraphe, she was too possessive
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Pull List: Smallville Season #11, The Phantom Stranger, Arrow, Avengers, Doctor Who: Prisoners of Time, Trinity of Sin Pandora, New Avengers, Justice League, Justice League Dark, Justice League of America Events: Infinity, Forever Evil
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Milky13
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I broke up with an apostraphe, she was too possessive
-_- Really?!
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Bi people get about 20% more sex than Hetero or Homosexual people because of the minuscule amount of ****s they give.
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darkgale
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I broke up with an apostraphe, she was too possessive
Bahahaha
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Abigail
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For guys: "You can't spell sexy with out XY."
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I didn't come out of a comatose state just to help you build a fuc king tent. Those plastic flamingos get very frisky this time of year.
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Jack Skellington
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For guys: "You can't spell sexy with out XY."
Hahaha. What do you call a Black pilot? A Pilot you racists.
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Abigail
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For Soul Eater fans: I got 99 souls, but a witch ain't one.
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I didn't come out of a comatose state just to help you build a fuc king tent. Those plastic flamingos get very frisky this time of year.
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For Soul Eater fans: I got 99 souls, but a witch ain't one.
Lolol
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Magoo
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Girls who complain that guys only want sex...
are girls who have nothing else to offer.
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« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2012, 06:29:44 pm » |
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One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. Believe it or not I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water being chased by a shark. Such was his fate in hell.
"No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer & I don't think I could do that all day long".
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I'd be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," said George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms tied behind his head, and his legs in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, having intercourse. Bush looked in disbelief and finally said, "This is the rooom for me!"
The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
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Steel
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« Reply #28 on: November 18, 2012, 09:54:49 pm » |
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I have a joke about paper. Its tearable.
Two peanuts walk down the street. One of them was assaulted.
I was reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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Abigail
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« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2013, 01:53:41 pm » |
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What does Gary Numan want to be when he's older? Gary Oldman ... Except for the fact that Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman. Edit; Whoops. 13 not 14
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I didn't come out of a comatose state just to help you build a fuc king tent. Those plastic flamingos get very frisky this time of year.
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