You: Hey
Stranger: Hello!
You: Sup?
Stranger: NotHiNg exept for the fact thatTHEY ARE GOING TO DESTROY US ALL!!!!
You: Clowns?
Stranger: Mabye not youuuuuu..... 83
Stranger: Yes clowns
Stranger: Rabid monkey clowns
Stranger: In hight heels
You: Of course they can't destroy me I'm God!!!!
Stranger: Oh my God it's God!
Stranger: If I shoot you will there be blood?
You: Nope
Stranger: Damn.
You: And if did let my self bleed it would be a giant amount and would drown you.
Stranger: God, can you EAT YOURSELF?!?!?!??!
Stranger: 8D
You: I could if I so chose too.
Stranger: 8O
Stranger: IIIIIIIIIII CANNNNNNNNNN TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!11
You: If I let you.
Stranger: X(
Stranger: Waaaait
Stranger: You're not God!
Stranger: THEY DON'T HAVE INTERNET IN HEAVEN! I SHOULD KNOW! I'VE BEEN TO HEAVEN, HELL, AND PURGATORY!!!!
Stranger: I quite like Hell.... Very nice and warm.
You: I would know I made it.
Stranger: If your God, what are you doing on Omegle?
You: Trolling
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: And why would you be trolling me? I don't belive in God.
You: God can troll anyone anytime anywhere.
Stranger: Troll Face God.
Stranger: Ke hee hee!
Stranger: GOD
Stranger: Do you know Jhonny The Homacidal Maniac?
You: Yes, I also know Ben.
Stranger: Ben Franklin or Ben The Postman?
You: Ben Franklin, he's a good friend of mine.
Stranger: WHAT ABOUT BEN THE POSTMANNNNNNNNN!!!!!?
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You: I know him too, but I hate him.
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: I'm Ben The Postman.
Stranger: Naw, I'm just an idiot! 83
You: I love all living beings. Except Ben the postman.
Stranger: What about the panda?
You: I love him.
Stranger: What about ******?
You: He was a minion I sent to troll you all.
Stranger: Ah.
Stranger: Do you love....... muderous killers that carve out peoples organs?
You: More Trolls
Stranger: Or are we- I MEAN- they all going to Hell?
You: I'll send them to hell.
Stranger: (Darn, I'm going to Hell!) Anyyyyyyyyyyywayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
Stranger: I haven't been killing anyone lately, just so you know.
Stranger: What about youuuuuuuuuuuu???
You: I have been killing.
Stranger: Who?
Stranger: Pedophiles?
Stranger: You should kill pedophiles. (I'm planning to kill them, too. Kekekekekke!)
You: I might, but for now I'm busy killing someone else
Stranger: Killing WHOM may I ask?
You: You.
Stranger: Ah! Sounds like fun! Make it quick an' painless, 'kay? I'm in no mood for screaming temporal doom. Also, can I be a trolling minion?
You: Yes you may.
Stranger: ALRIGHT!!!!
You: Well God must leave you now.
You: Godd night my lovely troll minion.
Stranger: Bye, God! See you in Heaven! (Or mabye I'll visit you while I'm in Hell)
Stranger: BYE!!!
