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Thread of Topiclessness [Current Era: It's a me! Waaaaluigi]

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« Reply #20805 on: October 02, 2012, 07:26:25 pm »

Put some money in the cupholder, but keep it covered, at the end of the exam, reveal the money and look the other way. If they take it and pass you, enjoy, if they take it and fail you, have them arrested for theft, and if they do nothing and fail you, you probably suck at driving and should quit before you kill someone.

xD That's harsh.
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« Reply #20806 on: October 03, 2012, 01:13:38 am »

Put some money in the cupholder, but keep it covered, at the end of the exam, reveal the money and look the other way. If they take it and pass you, enjoy, if they take it and fail you, have them arrested for theft, and if they do nothing and fail you, you probably suck at driving and should quit before you kill someone.
Hahah people have been failed for stupid reasons, can't really explain them since road rules are different everywhere around the world. I am a good driver, my instructor said I am, said I should be good, but its the silly examiners..
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« Reply #20807 on: October 03, 2012, 11:51:05 am »

Hahah people have been failed for stupid reasons, can't really explain them since road rules are different everywhere around the world. I am a good driver, my instructor said I am, said I should be good, but its the silly examiners..
You dont even know the rules your supposed to be following? Vlatko, no, STAHP!
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« Reply #20808 on: October 03, 2012, 01:18:51 pm »


^ Devon Corp Headquaters, Pokemon


^ Toronto City Hall

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« Reply #20809 on: October 03, 2012, 02:21:22 pm »


^ Devon Corp Headquaters, Pokemon


^ Toronto City Hall


No wonder they had to beg a kid to stop a robbery, theyre in canada.

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« Reply #20810 on: October 03, 2012, 04:20:47 pm »


^ Devon Corp Headquaters, Pokemon


^ Toronto City Hall


lol awesome
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« Reply #20811 on: October 03, 2012, 04:33:42 pm »

today at school there was an intruder and my wife got shot in the stomach. she was tagged dead and got taken out on a stretcher.

NAH I'M KIDDING IT WAS A DRILL. if my wife really got shot and killed i'd kill myself out of sheer depression.
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« Reply #20812 on: October 03, 2012, 05:17:01 pm »

today at school there was an intruder and my wife got shot in the stomach. she was tagged dead and got taken out on a stretcher.

NAH I'M KIDDING IT WAS A DRILL. if my wife really got shot and killed i'd kill myself out of sheer depression.
Dude, Joanne was knocking on the art room door, where I was at, and started screaming "ABBY PLEASE HELP ME OF GOD HEEEEELLLPPPPPPP!!!!!"
I felt so guilty.
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« Reply #20813 on: October 03, 2012, 05:41:26 pm »

abby, she asked me what my room was so she could come to my room and scream and stuff but i didn't tell her cause it'd break my heart. and i was in history so she couldn't come upstairs anyways. :X
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« Reply #20814 on: October 03, 2012, 05:51:03 pm »

Wanna donate plasma and get some spending money

Aunt wont let me because only druggies donate plasma to save peoples lives and she will not let me be around druggies

Gets butt flustered when I refuse to help my ex-boss/her friend do something

Now maf because I just explained the reason I dont have a jerb is because I'm not old or experienced enough for places that are hiring, and the places I do qualify for aren't hiring

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FUCK THIS STATE! I wanna go somewhere with jerbs like texas or alaska ;_;
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« Reply #20815 on: October 03, 2012, 08:44:46 pm »

I passed my license test!!!!!
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« Reply #20816 on: October 03, 2012, 08:50:15 pm »

I passed my license test!!!!!
How much was your bribe?


On an unrelated note, my aunt thinks taking an online aptitude test written by some unknown person will somehow make me qualified for a job and get me all the job opportunities and got completely upset and mad at me when I decided not to waste my or her time on such stupid crap. I wish someone would just kill me. I can't take this much longer
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« Reply #20817 on: October 03, 2012, 08:51:34 pm »

How much was your bribe?
$66.70

Hahha kidding, that's how much it costs for a 4 year license hah.
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« Reply #20818 on: October 03, 2012, 08:55:00 pm »


Bleh. Youre gonna owe more in tickets and fines and impound fees soon enough. :u
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« Reply #20819 on: October 03, 2012, 09:17:35 pm »

It's time to start an online based business, Starrk!
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