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Once upon a time, a young girl named Sammy traveled to the Land of Doll, where demons lurked, and kittens were born to be free. She went over to a young cat wrangler named Sir Fluffyman, who was in the process of wringing a chicken's neck, the wrangler stood tall, easily reaching eight feet. He fell into a black hole leaving a message saying "find the bananas". She didn't understand what he meant until a Pichu fell out of the black hole with bananas. The Pichu picked up the bananas and started rubbing it's cheek against it, frying it to a crisp. Once the banana was nice and crispy, the little bugger started to throw them in the garbage! Outraged, Sammy then scaled the wall of the abnormally large dumpster to retrieve the delicious bananas. When she reached the top she found that it was filled to the top with crispy bananas and she reacted in what can only be described as flipping out. She then decided to return to her Pineapple house under the sea and announced to the world that she would blow up the sun in order to free the ancient being known as Jeff the pancake manufacturer from Afghanistan. Fortunately, there was one who wouldn't surrender, and his name was John Lennon - Super Saiyan. He flew through the skies of Raxus Prime to search for pieces of his very own triforce with which he could banish Sammy to Evionet once again. Then Spongebob appeared and destroyed Tokyo City with a cannon that launched Rabbid vortexes across the mexican border towards mordor. But sadly, his plan backfired.
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 Bi people get about 20% more sex than Hetero or Homosexual people because of the minuscule amount of ****s they give.
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Daniel the Buizel
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James was once a happy Scientologist, but
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  5:29 PM - Buizel: I'm just gonna try to calm down the only way I know how
5:29 PM - Buizel: playing fallout and posting shitty screenshots with an unrelated caption
5:30 PM - Buizel: [link]
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: you stripped your clothes?
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: turned into a fox
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: and got sad?
5:30 PM - Buizel: yup
5:30 PM - Buizel: isn't that what most people do?
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James was once a happy Scientologist, but Tom Cruise -
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James was once a happy Scientologist, but Tom Cruise never loved him
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Daniel the Buizel
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James was once a happy Scientologist, but Tom Cruise never loved him for what he really was:
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5:29 PM - Buizel: I'm just gonna try to calm down the only way I know how
5:29 PM - Buizel: playing fallout and posting shitty screenshots with an unrelated caption
5:30 PM - Buizel: [link]
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: you stripped your clothes?
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: turned into a fox
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: and got sad?
5:30 PM - Buizel: yup
5:30 PM - Buizel: isn't that what most people do?
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James was once a happy Scientologist, but Tom Cruise never loved him for what he really was: a Singaporean prostitute
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James was once a happy Scientologist, but Tom Cruise never loved him for what he really was: a Singaporean prostitute. So he
((Laughing my ass off right now xD))
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 "I had live long enough to see humans trying to imitate ducks." I'm going to name my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete, then I'm going to hit them all at once.
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James was once a happy Scientologist, but Tom Cruise never loved him for what he really was: a Singaporean prostitute. So he journeyed down to
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Steel
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James was once a happy Scientologist, but Tom Cruise never loved him for what he really was: a Singaporean prostitute. So he journeyed down to the Hoenn region
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Milky13
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James was once a happy Scientologist, but Tom Cruise never loved him for what he really was: a Singaporean prostitute. So he journeyed down to the Hoenn region to find his mentor and ask him to
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Bi people get about 20% more sex than Hetero or Homosexual people because of the minuscule amount of ****s they give.
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James was once a happy Scientologist, but Tom Cruise never loved him for what he really was: a Singaporean prostitute. So he journeyed down to the Hoenn region to find his mentor and ask him to bend over
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klondikebar
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James was once a happy Scientologist, but Tom Cruise never loved him for what he really was: a Singaporean prostitute. So he journeyed down to the Hoenn region to find his mentor and ask him to bend over sensually
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Milky13
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James was once a happy Scientologist, but Tom Cruise never loved him for what he really was: a Singaporean prostitute. So he journeyed down to the Hoenn region to find his mentor and ask him to bend over sensually so he could
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Bi people get about 20% more sex than Hetero or Homosexual people because of the minuscule amount of ****s they give.
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Steel
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James was once a happy Scientologist, but Tom Cruise never loved him for what he really was: a Singaporean prostitute. So he journeyed down to the Hoenn region to find his mentor and ask him to bend over sensually so he could "find the missing link"
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