Steel
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James was once a happy Scientologist, but Tom Cruise never loved him for what he really was: a Singaporean prostitute. So he journeyed down to the Hoenn region to find his mentor and ask him to bend over sensually so he could "find the missing link". He did not find it. So he took his adventure to China where Kim Jong Un was currently away in Detroit, featuring in a music video with Psy's grandmother. James then continued on to find a replacement for his car battery to impress Tom Cruise. Unfortunately, sherlock holmes was a spy for The League of Tom's executive producer who was secretly a Hippo hair replacer. Shocked by the discovery, Sherlock decided that failure was not an option so he diced the best course of action was to dance until Tom became arroused. This caused Jesse Pinkman to act viciously and awaken the gods of Disco. The leader of the gods was Earth Wind and Fire founder, Maurice White
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