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I took a standardized test.
yaaaaaaay.......
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 Bi people get about 20% more sex than Hetero or Homosexual people because of the minuscule amount of ****s they give.
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Daniel the Buizel
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One day, Richie went to eat the biggest pancake ever, but the door was in the way. So he kicked the door down and then blew fire at the kitchen table to heat up the pancake because it got cold. Then, he ate the pancake in one, then shortly devoured the plate too. After blowing the diner to smithereens, he came across Justin who then punched his fist through a wall made of plutonium chloride, Richie then preceded to go an an adventure with Sammy, two imaginary cupcakes, and one talking pie. Two nanoseconds later, the talking Pie known as Meep said, "I'LL RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!!!". Richie giggled and poked Sammy's forehead, which unlocked a secret to the universe, which would be key for the adventure. The secret was a book, titled "How to Train Your Dragon" which taught them about the weakness of the evil Dragon Wizard Tyrant named Miku. This was weird because Miku the evil dragon was once a popular popsstar, so the transition from that to Evil Dragon Wizard Tyrant was a bit awesome. Sammy then developed a strong liking for flying, so she jumped up and flapped her new found wings until she found that she didn't know how to fly and fell down. She landed on evil Miku which was eating a Turtle named Eric. Then Eric said "I hate you guys...". Steel appeared out of nowhere and saved Eric, but he fell into miku bowl and gets eaten. Inside Miku's stomach, Steel is saved by Milky who decided he had a taste for people and found out that Steel was stealing from him, so he dropped him into a lava lake next to
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  5:29 PM - Buizel: I'm just gonna try to calm down the only way I know how
5:29 PM - Buizel: playing fallout and posting shitty screenshots with an unrelated caption
5:30 PM - Buizel: [link]
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: you stripped your clothes?
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: turned into a fox
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: and got sad?
5:30 PM - Buizel: yup
5:30 PM - Buizel: isn't that what most people do?
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Steel
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*Walks in through back door*
*Begins moonlighting at bar*
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Daniel the Buizel
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5:29 PM - Buizel: I'm just gonna try to calm down the only way I know how
5:29 PM - Buizel: playing fallout and posting shitty screenshots with an unrelated caption
5:30 PM - Buizel: [link]
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: you stripped your clothes?
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: turned into a fox
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: and got sad?
5:30 PM - Buizel: yup
5:30 PM - Buizel: isn't that what most people do?
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Steel
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Yo Yo Yo Yooooo! In da hizzhouse!
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Milky13
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This thread didn't have many arrow to the knee jokes, but then I took a arrow to the knee
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Bi people get about 20% more sex than Hetero or Homosexual people because of the minuscule amount of ****s they give.
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Steel
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*Milky walks in the new silent room, and admires the awesomeness*
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 Started my playthrough of Pokemon White 2 I was testing out the censor. xD |
  "Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, but Three Lefts Do". Don't take too much heed into my words... ?$ _ $$_ $T-+-(O++O)-+-T *Chandelure is watching you... "This hand of mine sparkles with a fabulous power; its shining grip tells me to dazzle you! FABULOUS FINGER!" |
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Daniel the Buizel
Bashful Buizel
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Courageous Combusken
Level: 35
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Gender:
Posts: 4519
You Burned the Rope and Saved Us All <3
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5:29 PM - Buizel: I'm just gonna try to calm down the only way I know how
5:29 PM - Buizel: playing fallout and posting shitty screenshots with an unrelated caption
5:30 PM - Buizel: [link]
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: you stripped your clothes?
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: turned into a fox
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: and got sad?
5:30 PM - Buizel: yup
5:30 PM - Buizel: isn't that what most people do?
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Milky13
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No... It's not true... IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
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Bi people get about 20% more sex than Hetero or Homosexual people because of the minuscule amount of ****s they give.
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Eric the Turtwig
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I am the God of bowling, I can get last place with ease.
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 "I had live long enough to see humans trying to imitate ducks." I'm going to name my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete, then I'm going to hit them all at once.
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