The Illness Symptoms Game

[Murican Jakler]

Your stomach has collapsed on itself, you'll need a machine powered replace, so you'll be a cyborg.

But it's extremely painful and expensive and experimental and gramer is not involved what so evar.

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I got a fever of a hundred and three.

[Coyote Starrk]

Your stomach has collapsed on itself, you'll need a machine powered replace, so you'll be a cyborg.

But it's extremely painful and expensive and experimental and gramer is not involved what so evar.

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I got a fever of a hundred and three.

Bird flu. Your lungs will decompose and you will die shortly.


Blurry vision.

[Murican Jakler]

Bird flu. Your lungs will decompose and you will die shortly.


Blurry vision.

You had your Google Glasses settings set on motion blur, throw them away immediately.

[Daniel the Buizel]

You have forgotten to post your symptom, see a Moderator immidiately.

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Hallucinations of talking inanimate objects

[Murican Jakler]

You have forgotten to post your symptom, see a Moderator immidiately.

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Hallucinations of talking inanimate objects

You've been watching too many Brave Little Toaster movies. See your local Heavy Metal band immediately.

Seeing red. Everywhere. Like, srsly.

[Coyote Starrk]

You've been watching too many Brave Little Toaster movies. See your local Heavy Metal band immediately.

Seeing red. Everywhere. Like, srsly.

You've gotten blood in your eye and it's entering your iris, remove eye immediately.


Hearing isnt clear anymore

[Murican Jakler]

A simple case of Bieber's Disease. We'll have to amputate.

I have been seeing snowflakes everywhere, not dandruff, legit snowflakes.

[Steel]

A simple case of Bieber's Disease. We'll have to amputate.

I have been seeing snowflakes everywhere, not dandruff, legit snowflakes.

****'s a hell of a drug

I haven't stop playing Sims

[Daniel the Buizel]

EA has brainwashed you, treatment involves non-stop valve single player games.
(Unless of course it's The Sims 2, then there's no problem)

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Large wound on the back of my hand

[Steel]

its most likely a hole, your a the second reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Please visit your nearest Town Sqaure to announce yourself to the world.

I seem to be sweating, from everywhere.

[Murican Jakler]

Did you happen to pop a tamale in the last 24 hours? If so it'll pass, if not you have about 24 hours.

I seem to be barfing manatee meat, yet I haven't had manatee in my life.

[Breakdanzkat]

Your stem cells went crazy and have formed a manatee in your belly. Wait 9 months for it come out.

I'm sneezing out radioactive goo.

[Daniel the Buizel]

Forced Evolutionary Virus, you'll turn into this guy within a few years:


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Sudden Fur Hair Loss

[Coyote Starrk]

Forced Evolutionary Virus, you'll turn into this guy within a few years:


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Sudden Fur Hair Loss

Radiation poisoning, stop taking chemo therapy.

Migraine for days

[Daniel the Buizel]

Too much dubstep, please find a better genre to listen to.

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Random Hallucinations.