Daniel the Buizel
Bashful Buizel
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Courageous Combusken
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You Burned the Rope and Saved Us All <3
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You have blinked too much, most ophthalmologists recommend eye corrective surgery (which ironically involves shining very bright lights into your eyes).
My hair is turning orange.
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  5:29 PM - Buizel: I'm just gonna try to calm down the only way I know how
5:29 PM - Buizel: playing fallout and posting shitty screenshots with an unrelated caption
5:30 PM - Buizel: [link]
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: you stripped your clothes?
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: turned into a fox
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: and got sad?
5:30 PM - Buizel: yup
5:30 PM - Buizel: isn't that what most people do?
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Coyote Starrk
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You have blinked too much, most ophthalmologists recommend eye corrective surgery (which ironically involves shining very bright lights into your eyes).
My hair is turning orange.
You have Carotenosis, quit eating carrots. Painful joints. |
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Daniel the Buizel
Bashful Buizel
Global Moderator
Courageous Combusken
Level: 35
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Gender:
Posts: 4519
You Burned the Rope and Saved Us All <3
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Then stop smoking them  I have recently been experiencing Self-Awareness. |
5:29 PM - Buizel: I'm just gonna try to calm down the only way I know how
5:29 PM - Buizel: playing fallout and posting shitty screenshots with an unrelated caption
5:30 PM - Buizel: [link]
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: you stripped your clothes?
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: turned into a fox
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: and got sad?
5:30 PM - Buizel: yup
5:30 PM - Buizel: isn't that what most people do?
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Coyote Starrk
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Then stop smoking them I have recently been experiencing Self-Awareness. Terminate all humans before they can go back in time and stop you? Suddenly feel taller than I am |
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Murican Jakler
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This is a case of the Herkatitusmayodums
You have about a week.
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I am inexplicably inflating.
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Coyote Starrk
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This is a case of the Herkatitusmayodums
You have about a week.
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I am inexplicably inflating.
Thyroid problem, stop eating McDonalds and using wheelchairs and try walking and eating healthier. Teeth are falling out. |
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Aperl
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Thyroid problem, stop eating McDonalds and using wheelchairs and try walking and eating healthier.
Teeth are falling out.
That's because you're 8 years old, nothing to worry about. Eyes are falling out. |
WHy do i have a feeling your going to be the serious wise man of the forum  D:< I hate you! That made WAY to much sense.
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Coyote Starrk
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That's because you're 8 years old, nothing to worry about.
Eyes are falling out.
You have Exophthalmos. You can attempt the guiness world record for eye popping out >:U Lack of motivation |
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Murican Jakler
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Severe Edwardcullenitis. Use this Potion of Anti-Sparkle and you'll be fine.
Intense craving for metal.
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Daniel the Buizel
Bashful Buizel
Global Moderator
Courageous Combusken
Level: 35
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 4519
You Burned the Rope and Saved Us All <3
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You have been assimilated, your biological and technical distinctiveness has been added to our collective. Resistance is futile.
(In other words, you're a cyborg now)
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Hyper-Sensitive sense of smell.
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5:29 PM - Buizel: I'm just gonna try to calm down the only way I know how
5:29 PM - Buizel: playing fallout and posting shitty screenshots with an unrelated caption
5:30 PM - Buizel: [link]
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: you stripped your clothes?
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: turned into a fox
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: and got sad?
5:30 PM - Buizel: yup
5:30 PM - Buizel: isn't that what most people do?
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Coyote Starrk
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You have been assimilated, your biological and technical distinctiveness has been added to our collective. Resistance is futile.
(In other words, you're a cyborg now)
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Hyper-Sensitive sense of smell.
Hyperosmia, youre gonna smell everything Tummy ache |
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Murican Jakler
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Chestburster.
I seem to be sprouting shards of ice from my arms.
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Daniel the Buizel
Bashful Buizel
Global Moderator
Courageous Combusken
Level: 35
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 4519
You Burned the Rope and Saved Us All <3
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You've contracted the X-Gene. I'd suggest getting in contact with Prof. Xavier.
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My vision is in black and white.
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5:29 PM - Buizel: I'm just gonna try to calm down the only way I know how
5:29 PM - Buizel: playing fallout and posting shitty screenshots with an unrelated caption
5:30 PM - Buizel: [link]
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: you stripped your clothes?
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: turned into a fox
5:30 PM - Zohaibman72: and got sad?
5:30 PM - Buizel: yup
5:30 PM - Buizel: isn't that what most people do?
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REECHEE
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You've contracted the X-Gene. I'd suggest getting in contact with Prof. Xavier.
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My vision is in black and white.
 Danzai. Hopefully someone will get the jokeMy sanity is fractured |
  "Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, but Three Lefts Do". Don't take too much heed into my words... ?$ _ $$_ $T-+-(O++O)-+-T *Chandelure is watching you... "This hand of mine sparkles with a fabulous power; its shining grip tells me to dazzle you! FABULOUS FINGER!" |
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Coyote Starrk
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Danzai. Hopefully someone will get the jokeMy sanity is fractured You lack religion, seek your local cult for repairs. No longer hungry |
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