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« on: May 22, 2013, 06:37:50 pm » |
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One person posts symptoms that they may look up on Google.
The next person gives a medical explanation. And then writes their own symptoms.
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1: My toe hurts.
2: This is the first sign of AIDS. Cut the foot immediately. --- I keep sneezing.
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Have fun!
I'll start:
I started talking with a higher pitched voice.
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WHy do i have a feeling your going to be the serious wise man of the forum  D:< I hate you! That made WAY to much sense.
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Coyote Starrk
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« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2013, 11:42:36 pm » |
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One person posts symptoms that they may look up on Google.
The next person gives a medical explanation. And then writes their own symptoms.
ex:
1: My toe hurts.
2: This is the first sign of AIDS. Cut the foot immediately. --- I keep sneezing.
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Have fun!
I'll start:
I started talking with a higher pitched voice.
Molested as a child and now you're subconsciously trying to mimic the voice of the age when you lost your innocence (it's a real condition), seek a therapist and cry deeply immediately. Pain in my abdomen. |
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REECHEE
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« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2013, 11:48:21 pm » |
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Molested as a child and now you're subconsciously trying to mimic the voice of the age when you lost your innocence (it's a real condition), seek a therapist and cry deeply immediately.
Pain in my abdomen.
As you sleep, you are subject to many rectal lobotomies, many of which cobs of corn are the tool of choice. Take Advil. My arm feel funny. |
  "Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, but Three Lefts Do". Don't take too much heed into my words... ?$ _ $$_ $T-+-(O++O)-+-T *Chandelure is watching you... "This hand of mine sparkles with a fabulous power; its shining grip tells me to dazzle you! FABULOUS FINGER!" |
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Coyote Starrk
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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2013, 12:10:24 am » |
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As you sleep, you are subject to many rectal lobotomies, many of which cobs of corn are the tool of choice. Take Advil.
My arm feel funny.
Blood clot, remove the arm or you will die a painful death. Light headed. |
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Aperl
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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2013, 08:45:13 am » |
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Blood clot, remove the arm or you will die a painful death.
Light headed.
Overdose of helium. Half of your brain cells will succumb in the first three days. Sore back. |
WHy do i have a feeling your going to be the serious wise man of the forum D:< I hate you! That made WAY to much sense.
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Coyote Starrk
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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2013, 04:38:21 pm » |
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Overdose of helium. Half of your brain cells will succumb in the first three days.
Sore back.
Crushed Disks, you will need a spinal fusion and a foot long needle in your back to help the pain. Numb fingers |
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REECHEE
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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2013, 09:15:04 pm » |
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Crushed Disks, you will need a spinal fusion and a foot long needle in your back to help the pain.
Numb fingers
The tendons at the bases of your fingers have ruptured, this is obviously the work of Abbadon. There is no cure. Foot Blisters |
"Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, but Three Lefts Do". Don't take too much heed into my words... ?$ _ $$_ $T-+-(O++O)-+-T *Chandelure is watching you... "This hand of mine sparkles with a fabulous power; its shining grip tells me to dazzle you! FABULOUS FINGER!" |
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Steel
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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2013, 09:17:16 pm » |
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Athletes Foot. Take some rubbing medication for it :V
Itchy skin
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REECHEE
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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2013, 09:20:17 pm » |
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Athletes Foot. Take some rubbing medication for it :V
Itchy skin
Malaria. The best doctors from Africa are on their way to let you die. I lost my phone |
"Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, but Three Lefts Do". Don't take too much heed into my words... ?$ _ $$_ $T-+-(O++O)-+-T *Chandelure is watching you... "This hand of mine sparkles with a fabulous power; its shining grip tells me to dazzle you! FABULOUS FINGER!" |
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Steel
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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2013, 09:27:31 pm » |
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Malaria. The best doctors from Africa are on their way to let you die.
I lost my phone
You have a form of dementia, more specifically Alzheimer's disease. (boy that escalated quickly) My vision is a bit blurred. |
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Coyote Starrk
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You have a form of dementia, more specifically Alzheimer's disease.
(boy that escalated quickly)
My vision is a bit blurred.
You have Retinitis pigmentosa, there is no cure and you will eventually go blind. Ringing in my ears |
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Aperl
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You have Retinitis pigmentosa, there is no cure and you will eventually go blind.
Ringing in my ears
Skype conversation, better pick up the line, it's your boss. By the way remove your earphones before you go to bed. I am dead. |
WHy do i have a feeling your going to be the serious wise man of the forum D:< I hate you! That made WAY to much sense.
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Skype conversation, better pick up the line, it's your boss. By the way remove your earphones before you go to bed.
I am dead.
Chicken Pox at an old age. Omae wa mo, shindeiru~ My butt tingles whenever I touch it! D: |
"Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, but Three Lefts Do". Don't take too much heed into my words... ?$ _ $$_ $T-+-(O++O)-+-T *Chandelure is watching you... "This hand of mine sparkles with a fabulous power; its shining grip tells me to dazzle you! FABULOUS FINGER!" |
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Chicken Pox at an old age. Omae wa mo, shindeiru~
My butt tingles whenever I touch it! D:
You broke your butt-bone Women seem to be attracted to my imaginary friend who is only imaginary |
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You broke your butt-bone
Women seem to be attracted to my imaginary friend who is only imaginary
They want what they can never have (also explains why women want you when you are taken but are disgusted by you the moment you become available) Light sensitivity |
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