Since I'm bored, I decided to have a go with this.
First try:
First Pokemon: Heck Yeah! Who doesn't love Smugleaf?
Mentor: Professor Elm's a badass
Companion: She's okay I guess. At least I have someone strong with me
Rival: Woot~
Lover: YES PLEASE~
Captured: The god is mine to control now. Mwahahahahaha~
After almost a hundred tries, I finally got this:
First Pokemon:
Mentor: I prefer professor Elm more though.
Companion: He's okay I guess
Rival: Another tough Rival
Lover: YES
Captured: Wewt~