Aperl
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« on: January 29, 2013, 03:45:35 pm » |
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Let's all share some short experiences that have happened recently.
I have two:
Last Wednesday it took me three metro stations until I noticed I was going the wrong way. I don't know how I made the unconscious choice to take the left stairs when I always take the right ones...
My class finished 45 minutes ago. I stayed in the room with my earphones, and so did two other guys, in the back of the classroom. They started talking about a lab that we all have to hand in on Thursday, so I turned my music off and listened to them while taking notes. And at some point one of the guys was looking for a word and I knew what he meant, so I told him the word. Eavesdropping fail ^^. They left short after, for some reason xD.
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WHy do i have a feeling your going to be the serious wise man of the forum D:< I hate you! That made WAY to much sense.
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Jack Skellington
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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2013, 03:59:35 pm » |
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I was mad for no reason, so I kicked a rock. The rock proceeded to bounce off a stop sign, come back and smack me in the face.
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Eric the Turtwig
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2013, 10:15:19 am » |
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Once I need to go to the toilet, then for some reason I decided that I need to turn on the water heater first.
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"I had live long enough to see humans trying to imitate ducks." I'm going to name my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete, then I'm going to hit them all at once.
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Arcade Sona Miku
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2013, 11:49:26 pm » |
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I forgot to bring my towel into the shower. Only realized this after I finished having my shower. So I go out of the room to grab my towel which is chilling in my room.
Turns out all my friends are sitting in my room.
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Coyote Starrk
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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2013, 12:32:11 am » |
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I forgot to bring my towel into the shower. Only realized this after I finished having my shower. So I go out of the room to grab my towel which is chilling in my room.
Turns out all my friends are sitting in my room.
And then you slapped them all and called them per verts before grabbing a towel and running away right? I was wearing a white shirt and drinking cranberry apple juice with dinner, and I brought the cup to my mouth a bit to fast and splashed some of the red juice on my white shirt. The stain will probably never come out. ;_;
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x Layla x
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« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2013, 04:35:21 am » |
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Went to the vets with rabbit. Was in a rush so pulled a vest top on and went. Rabbit decided that while at the vets, what she needed to do was try to climb down my vest top. She pulls my top down, shows vet lacey bra. Vet remembers me from then on
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Aperl
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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2013, 07:20:22 am » |
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Two days ago, I was doing homework sitting down on the couch, and when my mother called me for supper, I stood up real quick, not realizing my left leg was numb, and as I started walking it felt like it bent the wrong side (you know that strange feeling) and I fell on the floor. I was laughing so much ^^. But still... fail.
Also, right now I went of Facebook and looked at a friend's pictures and I saw guns all over the place. He didn't seem to have that psychological profile though. And then I noticed the album title, "Paintball". Oh...
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WHy do i have a feeling your going to be the serious wise man of the forum D:< I hate you! That made WAY to much sense.
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Aperl
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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2013, 08:43:13 am » |
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Last week, I was completely tired, and when the metro doors opened, I rushed outside of the train too quick, and actually hit the door with my head while it was opening. Made me laugh out loud. Fortunately people didn't see.
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WHy do i have a feeling your going to be the serious wise man of the forum D:< I hate you! That made WAY to much sense.
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Steel
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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2013, 08:52:33 am » |
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at the movies i forgot to grab my ticket and then I blocked the line talking to my friend.
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Aperl
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« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2013, 01:51:06 pm » |
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I missed my bus this morning because I went outside half-dressed, half-pajama.
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WHy do i have a feeling your going to be the serious wise man of the forum D:< I hate you! That made WAY to much sense.
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Abigail
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« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2013, 10:15:51 pm » |
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My mom told me someone was selling a Gameboy Micro, so I sprinted downstairs... I fell down the entire flight.
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I didn't come out of a comatose state just to help you build a fuc king tent. Those plastic flamingos get very frisky this time of year.
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Coyote Starrk
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« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2013, 10:18:57 pm » |
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My mom told me someone was selling a Gameboy Micro, so I sprinted downstairs... I fell down the entire flight.
You didn't get hurt did you? D:
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« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2013, 06:36:33 pm » |
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I was telling a story at work, and then it came to the part where I demonstrated running away. My foot got caught and I almost faceplanted. -.-
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« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2013, 06:00:51 pm » |
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operation revive a bunch of old topics to get conversations started back up again
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Pull List: Smallville Season #11, The Phantom Stranger, Arrow, Avengers, Doctor Who: Prisoners of Time, Trinity of Sin Pandora, New Avengers, Justice League, Justice League Dark, Justice League of America Events: Infinity, Forever Evil
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Steel
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« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2013, 06:02:16 pm » |
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I rarely talk on my bus, and today we wore green for support of cancer.
I walk on and I'm like
"Hey everyones wearing green!" *awkward silence, everyone stares at me* "uh... so am I?"
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