You all know of Skarmory to be a solid wall, but not anymore. You have been walled by one since Ruby/Saphire, and now, you will be swept by one (I was very bored today).
Skarmory
Ability: Sturdy/ Weak Armor
Nature: Adamant
Item: Leftovers/ Liechi Berry/ Salac Berry - Its your personal preference
EV spread: 116 HP (just enough to hit the 300 mark)/ 252 Attack (Duh!)/ 140 SpD/ Deffence
Move set: Drill Peck/ Brave Bird - Brave Bird is to be used if you are not using Sturdy as they don't work well together :p
Substitute - Allows it to sit behind a sub and with its natural bulk and good coverage, it will be hard to break
Agility/ Swords Dance - Its your personal preference
Roost/ Night Slash - Roost if you want health but you will only have one attacking move. I would recomend the use or Brave Bird over Drill Peck in this case. Night slash covers a few threats and is the best secondary move in it's arsenal. Another option would be X-Scissor but I would only recomend it for the extra 10 damage.
Set 2 - 2 boost (Agility + SD = win)
Ability: Sturdy - You will always be able to take a hit/ Weak Armor - Lose deffence but you gain even more speed
Nature: Jolly/ Adamant - Its speed ot attack. Its your choice. Though I would recomend Jolly as it will then be able to outspeed MOST scarfed threats after an Agility.
Item: Liechi Berry/ Salac Berry/ Lum Berry - Again, use what ever you want (Lum Berry if you choose to use Rest)
EV spread: 4 HP/ 252 Attack/ 252 Speed
Move set: Swords Dance - self explainitory
Agility- Same reason as above
Drill Peck/ Brave Bird - Brave Bird is to be used if you are not using Sturdy as they don't work well together
Roost/ Night Slash/ Rest - Same reason as last set
Set 3- Scarfmory
Ability: Weak Armor/ Sturdy
Nature: Jolly/ Adamant - Adamant only if you want the extra attack, its your choice
Item: Choice Scarf
Ev Spread: 4 HP/ 252 Attack/ 252 Speed
Move set: Brave Bird/ Drill Peck - Though you will lose 'Sturdy' after a Brave Bird, its worth it with this set (and necessary)
Return/ Slash - Doesn't make a huge difference but its either damage or extra cit hit chance (more potential damage)
Night Slash - Has a high crit hit chance (making Slash redundant)/ Pursuit - Catch them on the switch, it does extra damage and they will never expect it
X-scissor - There are no other moves available. It is Skarmory after all :p
I also know a Curse set but its not as good as the other 3 so I wouldn't bother.
After all of this, I thought of many other (and better) pokemon that would be better off with a 'novalty' set but like I said at the beginning, I was bored and there is no real reason why this can't work (especialy with the reason that they will never see it comming. Thank you for reading and tell me if you want to see other (unothadox) sets with other pokemon.
You are now all free to make fun of me for this