post funny quotes from the Pokémon games, anime, etc
"I dropped my balls!" - Random Juggler in the games
"First she stole my badges, now my lines!" -Red, Pokémon Adventures/Special.
"Hmph! What are you doing falling down a hole?! Some genius you are! Serves you right!" -Silver, Pokémon Crystal.
"Let's kick up a ruckus like there's no tomorrow!" - Lunick/Solana, Pokémon Ranger, in the Go-Rock Base.
"...Humph! This why I hate battling wimps. There's no challenge in it." what Silver says when you've defeated him for the third time in Pokemon Gold/Silver/Crystal.
"The air is tasty here!" - little boy on Route 117
"I came when I heard you beat the Elite Four." - Prof Oak
"These are not shorts! These are half-pants!" Youngster at Small Court
That sign in the Team Galactic HQ: "Please make sure the bed is empty before getting in it!"
"Hey, trainers! Which one of these Pokémon evolves into Seviper?" (Later) "OK, trainers! If you chose Arbok, you were right!" - Ash and the Dub being morons
"I'll just use my trusty frying pan, as a drying pan!" Brock
"I could use pants."- Slowking, 2nd movie
James: Let's try Weight Watchers!
Jessie: It's too late for that!
Meowth: I heard it's never too late if you really stick with the PROGRAAAM!
-2nd movie
"I am a designer, I drew you." -Game Freak guy, SS/HG
"Listen to me kid, when you get involved with the opposite sex your only asking for trouble."
"Yes, and that's the kind of trouble I stay out of."
"Yous two don't need the opposite sex cause' yous got each other!"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Not funny!"
"Just a Souvenir Shop
Nothing Suspicious about It
No Need to Be Alarmed" - Sign in front of the Mahogany Town Rocket hideout/shop
According to the lady in the Berry Master's house in Sinnoh, mulch is made "by mixing high-grade soil with Pokémon...um...you know...".
"Should I act my age?". And when she loses, she says "I refuse to grow up! I'll dress this way forever!" - Adult Coolgirl in Battle Rev dressed as a Pikachu
"Don't touch the poster at the Game Corner! There's no secret switch behind it!"
"It's times like this that make me want to go straight!" - James
and of course:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzfg0aBE19Y&feature=player_embedded
